1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,490 ?THEME SONG: Are you ready kids 2 00:00:02,490 --> 00:00:04,200 !Aye, aye, Captain 3 00:00:04,200 --> 00:00:06,160 .I can't hear you 4 00:00:06,160 --> 00:00:07,920 !Aye, aye, Captain 5 00:00:07,920 --> 00:00:10,810 !Oh 6 00:00:10,810 --> 00:00:13,250 Who lives in a ?pineapple under the sea 7 00:00:13,250 --> 00:00:14,960 !SpongeBob SquarePants 8 00:00:14,960 --> 00:00:17,050 Absorbent and yellow !and porous is he 9 00:00:17,050 --> 00:00:18,800 !SpongeBob SquarePants 10 00:00:18,800 --> 00:00:20,660 If nautical nonsense be something 11 00:00:20,660 --> 00:00:22,930 you wish-- SpongeBob !SquarePants 12 00:00:22,930 --> 00:00:25,050 Then drop on the deck !and flop like a fish 13 00:00:25,050 --> 00:00:26,160 !SpongeBob SquarePants 14 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:26,860 ?Ready 15 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:28,800 !SpongeBob SquarePants 16 00:00:28,800 --> 00:00:31,220 !SpongeBob SquarePants 17 00:00:31,220 --> 00:00:33,150 !SpongeBob SquarePants 18 00:00:33,150 --> 00:00:36,530 !SpongeBob SquarePants 19 00:00:36,530 --> 00:00:44,230 [LAUGHING] 20 00:00:44,230 --> 00:00:46,210 [MUSIC PLAYING] 21 00:00:55,560 --> 00:00:57,690 TV ANNOUNCER: The new adventures of Mermaid Man 22 00:00:57,690 --> 00:00:59,160 .and Barnacle Boy 23 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:05,690 ,We join Bikini Bottom's noblest boldest, oldest superheroes 24 00:01:05,690 --> 00:01:07,840 as they bravely .prepare for vacation 25 00:01:11,550 --> 00:01:15,040 But wait, while our heroes relax at Leisure 26 00:01:15,040 --> 00:01:17,830 Village, who will ?watch the Mermalair 27 00:01:20,790 --> 00:01:22,150 --ManSponge- 28 00:01:22,150 --> 00:01:23,720 .And BoyPatrick- 29 00:01:23,720 --> 00:01:25,730 :SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK .Reporting for duty 30 00:01:25,730 --> 00:01:27,190 .Yeah, yeah, follow me- 31 00:01:27,190 --> 00:01:30,640 :SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK !Up, up, and away 32 00:01:30,640 --> 00:01:32,480 !Evil- 33 00:01:32,480 --> 00:01:35,290 Now, we want you boys- .keep an eye on the place 34 00:01:35,290 --> 00:01:36,750 --Water the plants and make sure 35 00:01:36,750 --> 00:01:39,160 !Oh my gosh, Patrick- 36 00:01:39,160 --> 00:01:43,390 This is the greatest wall of !superhero secret gadgetry ever 37 00:01:43,390 --> 00:01:44,810 I'm gonna play with !the Cosmic Ray 38 00:01:44,810 --> 00:01:46,410 .I get the Aqua Glove- 39 00:01:46,410 --> 00:01:49,260 .Hold on there, boys- 40 00:01:49,260 --> 00:01:52,270 .You cannot play with this stuff 41 00:01:52,270 --> 00:01:54,030 What about the- ?Orb of Confusion 42 00:01:54,030 --> 00:01:54,820 .Duh 43 00:01:54,820 --> 00:01:55,710 .Doy 44 00:01:55,710 --> 00:01:56,700 .Duhhh 45 00:01:56,700 --> 00:01:57,700 !No- 46 00:01:57,700 --> 00:01:58,690 !No 47 00:01:58,690 --> 00:02:02,620 Prolonged exposure to the Orb of Confusion 48 00:02:02,620 --> 00:02:06,010 .will give you confusion 49 00:02:06,010 --> 00:02:08,300 What about the- ?invisible boat mobile 50 00:02:08,300 --> 00:02:11,530 Especially not the- .invisible boat mobile 51 00:02:11,530 --> 00:02:13,470 When we say don't ,touch anything 52 00:02:13,470 --> 00:02:16,610 .we mean don't touch anything 53 00:02:16,610 --> 00:02:18,190 ?Do you understand 54 00:02:18,190 --> 00:02:21,670 SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK: Loud and .clear, Trusted Boy Companion 55 00:02:21,670 --> 00:02:22,470 .BARNACLE BOY: Oh, great 56 00:02:22,470 --> 00:02:24,150 .Here are the keys 57 00:02:24,150 --> 00:02:25,660 .We'll see you in a week 58 00:02:25,660 --> 00:02:28,790 !Up, up, and away- 59 00:02:28,790 --> 00:02:31,890 Come, Boy Patrick, while- ,our heroes are away 60 00:02:31,890 --> 00:02:33,400 !we will keep evil at bay 61 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:34,100 !Ha 62 00:02:34,100 --> 00:02:35,560 !Dah 63 00:02:35,560 --> 00:02:36,960 .Hoot, hoo- 64 00:02:36,960 --> 00:02:37,670 ?Huh 65 00:02:37,670 --> 00:02:39,940 --Ma-- ma-- ma-- ma-- ma-- ma 66 00:02:39,940 --> 00:02:41,260 ?What is it Trusted Sidekick- 67 00:02:41,260 --> 00:02:43,680 --Ma--ma-- ma--ma- --ma--ma-- ma--ma 68 00:02:43,680 --> 00:02:45,860 --ma--ma--ma-- ma--ma --ma--ma-- ma 69 00:02:45,860 --> 00:02:48,040 SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK: Ma ma --ma ma-- ma--ma--ma-- ma-- ma 70 00:02:48,040 --> 00:02:52,390 --ma--ma--ma-- ma--ma-- ma--ma !ma-- ma--ma-- Man Ray 71 00:02:52,390 --> 00:02:53,840 [SCREAMING] 72 00:02:55,780 --> 00:02:59,090 Hey, SpongeBob, how- ?come he's not chasing us 73 00:02:59,090 --> 00:03:01,320 It looks like he's- .frozen or something 74 00:03:01,320 --> 00:03:03,420 --F--f-- fr--fr-- fro- --fro-- fro-- fro 75 00:03:03,420 --> 00:03:07,030 It appears to be some- sort of prison chamber 76 00:03:07,030 --> 00:03:09,860 .made out of frozen tartar sauce 77 00:03:09,860 --> 00:03:11,420 .This is incredible 78 00:03:11,420 --> 00:03:13,980 Next to the Dirty Bubble, the evil Man Ray 79 00:03:13,980 --> 00:03:15,750 is the all-time greatest arch nemesis 80 00:03:15,750 --> 00:03:17,940 .of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy 81 00:03:17,940 --> 00:03:21,240 I have so many .questions to ask him 82 00:03:21,240 --> 00:03:22,740 [BEEPING] 83 00:03:22,740 --> 00:03:24,230 [LAUGHING] 84 00:03:25,230 --> 00:03:26,220 ?Pat, what are you doing- 85 00:03:26,220 --> 00:03:28,230 We're not supposed .to touch anything 86 00:03:28,230 --> 00:03:29,620 But you said you- .had a question 87 00:03:29,620 --> 00:03:30,570 .We could get in trouble- 88 00:03:30,570 --> 00:03:31,510 ,SPONGEBOB: Oooh .that's not a question 89 00:03:31,510 --> 00:03:32,950 SPONGEBOB: They said ,not to touch anything 90 00:03:32,950 --> 00:03:35,200 and that includes .unfreezing a super villain 91 00:03:35,200 --> 00:03:37,840 !MAN RAY: I'm free 92 00:03:37,840 --> 00:03:39,070 [LAUGHING EVILLY] 93 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:45,440 Uh, actually, Mr., uh, Man Ray- .sir, only your head is free 94 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:49,270 By the supreme- ,authority of wickedness 95 00:03:49,270 --> 00:03:53,780 ,I, the evil Man Ray command you to release me 96 00:03:53,780 --> 00:03:57,950 .from this frozen prison at once 97 00:03:57,950 --> 00:04:01,190 Well, uh, Mr. evil Man- .Ray sir, we can't do that 98 00:04:01,190 --> 00:04:03,450 ?Why not- 99 00:04:03,450 --> 00:04:05,220 .Because you're evil- 100 00:04:05,220 --> 00:04:08,800 ,You mean, if I was good- ?then you'd let me go 101 00:04:08,800 --> 00:04:10,050 ?Yeah, sure, why not- 102 00:04:10,050 --> 00:04:12,710 Then, uh, in that- .case, I am good 103 00:04:12,710 --> 00:04:13,560 ?Really- 104 00:04:13,560 --> 00:04:14,690 .Yes, really- 105 00:04:14,690 --> 00:04:15,890 ?Really, really- 106 00:04:15,890 --> 00:04:18,350 .Yes, yes, really really- 107 00:04:18,350 --> 00:04:20,030 ?Really, really, really- 108 00:04:20,030 --> 00:04:21,710 !Yes, yes, already- 109 00:04:21,710 --> 00:04:22,410 !I'm good 110 00:04:22,410 --> 00:04:23,110 !I'm good 111 00:04:23,110 --> 00:04:24,320 Now let me out of here, or you'll 112 00:04:24,320 --> 00:04:26,090 .suffer dire consequences 113 00:04:26,090 --> 00:04:28,460 Well, that's good- .enough for me 114 00:04:28,460 --> 00:04:29,480 [BEEPING] 115 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:35,030 !You, fools- 116 00:04:35,030 --> 00:04:36,650 .Prepare to be eradicated 117 00:04:36,650 --> 00:04:37,990 [SCREAMING] 118 00:04:40,970 --> 00:04:42,460 [LAUGHING] 119 00:04:45,590 --> 00:04:47,000 ?MAN RAY: What's wrong with me 120 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:51,210 What is this laugh ?infernal contraption 121 00:04:51,210 --> 00:04:53,500 SPONGEBOB: Don't .play dumb, Man Ray 122 00:04:53,500 --> 00:04:55,530 You know that's the Tickle Belt Mermaid 123 00:04:55,530 --> 00:04:57,740 Man used on you on .episode number 17 124 00:04:57,740 --> 00:05:00,430 TV ANNOUNCER: As .seen in episode 17 125 00:05:00,430 --> 00:05:02,010 .Oh, I loved that episode- 126 00:05:02,010 --> 00:05:02,930 .Oh, me too- 127 00:05:02,930 --> 00:05:03,630 .Me too 128 00:05:03,630 --> 00:05:07,460 I will never get out of here- wearing this belt. [LAUGHING] I 129 00:05:07,460 --> 00:05:12,080 need an evil plan that will .trick them to take it off me 130 00:05:12,080 --> 00:05:15,560 LAUGHING] Time for those] .acting lessons to pay off 131 00:05:15,560 --> 00:05:16,540 [LAUGHING] 132 00:05:16,540 --> 00:05:18,780 Remember that part when- --Mermaid Man and Barnacle 133 00:05:18,780 --> 00:05:19,950 [SOBBING] 134 00:05:19,950 --> 00:05:21,890 !Oh, sob- 135 00:05:21,890 --> 00:05:22,890 !Oh, cry 136 00:05:25,520 --> 00:05:27,910 !Oh, woe is me 137 00:05:27,910 --> 00:05:32,620 You don't know what it's .like being evil for so long 138 00:05:32,620 --> 00:05:34,170 !Oh 139 00:05:34,170 --> 00:05:37,660 .I wish to be good 140 00:05:37,660 --> 00:05:43,110 If only some kind heroes would .show me the path to decency 141 00:05:43,110 --> 00:05:44,570 [GASPING] 142 00:05:46,030 --> 00:05:49,950 We could teach- ,you how to be good 143 00:05:49,950 --> 00:05:51,110 .and then we'll let you go 144 00:05:51,110 --> 00:05:56,150 .Oh, that would be fantastic- 145 00:05:56,150 --> 00:05:58,890 I'll fake my way through this .just like I did in high school 146 00:05:58,890 --> 00:06:01,980 [LAUGHING] 147 00:06:01,980 --> 00:06:04,750 OK, Man Ray, are you- ready for your first day 148 00:06:04,750 --> 00:06:07,640 ?at goodness school 149 00:06:07,640 --> 00:06:08,980 .Pat, get your wallet out 150 00:06:08,980 --> 00:06:11,070 .OK, goodness lesson number one 151 00:06:11,070 --> 00:06:12,650 You see someone .drop their wallet 152 00:06:12,650 --> 00:06:15,240 ,WHISPERING) Patrick) .drop the wallet 153 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:16,530 ?Now what would you do 154 00:06:16,530 --> 00:06:18,740 MAN RAY: Excuse me, sir, but I do 155 00:06:18,740 --> 00:06:20,340 believe you've .dropped your wallet 156 00:06:20,340 --> 00:06:22,820 .It doesn't look familiar to me- 157 00:06:22,820 --> 00:06:23,690 ?What- 158 00:06:23,690 --> 00:06:24,850 .I just saw you drop it 159 00:06:24,850 --> 00:06:25,550 .Here 160 00:06:25,550 --> 00:06:27,240 .Nope, it's not mine- 161 00:06:27,240 --> 00:06:28,440 .It is yours- 162 00:06:28,440 --> 00:06:31,930 I-- I'm trying to be a good .person and return it to you 163 00:06:31,930 --> 00:06:33,850 ?Return what to who- 164 00:06:33,850 --> 00:06:35,230 [SLAPPING FACE] 165 00:06:36,150 --> 00:06:38,730 ?Aren't you Patrick Star- 166 00:06:38,730 --> 00:06:39,960 .Yup- 167 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:41,730 .And this is your ID- 168 00:06:41,730 --> 00:06:42,750 .Yup- 169 00:06:42,750 --> 00:06:45,820 .I found this ID in this wallet- 170 00:06:45,820 --> 00:06:50,170 ,And if that's the case .this must be your wallet 171 00:06:50,170 --> 00:06:52,090 .That makes sense to me- 172 00:06:52,090 --> 00:06:53,250 .Then take it- 173 00:06:53,250 --> 00:06:54,020 .It's not my wallet- 174 00:06:54,020 --> 00:06:55,080 [GROANING] 175 00:06:55,080 --> 00:06:56,690 You, dimbolt, take- ,back your wallet 176 00:06:56,690 --> 00:06:57,820 !or I'll rip your arms off 177 00:06:57,820 --> 00:06:58,520 .SPONGEBOB: Uh-uh 178 00:06:58,520 --> 00:06:59,320 .Wrong 179 00:06:59,320 --> 00:07:00,190 [LAUGHING] 180 00:07:00,890 --> 00:07:02,970 Good people don't rip- .other people's arms off 181 00:07:02,970 --> 00:07:04,310 [LAUGHING] 182 00:07:04,310 --> 00:07:06,050 !Oh, stop- 183 00:07:06,050 --> 00:07:09,380 .OK, goodness lesson number two- 184 00:07:09,380 --> 00:07:12,050 You see someone struggling .with a heavy package 185 00:07:12,050 --> 00:07:13,880 ?What do you do 186 00:07:13,880 --> 00:07:15,520 .Hello, friend- 187 00:07:15,520 --> 00:07:17,790 I noticed you were .struggling with that package 188 00:07:17,790 --> 00:07:21,030 Would you like some !help with-- ow 189 00:07:21,030 --> 00:07:22,000 .Oops- 190 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:22,700 .Sorry 191 00:07:22,700 --> 00:07:24,000 ?Can I start over 192 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:25,610 !I noticed you were-- ow- 193 00:07:25,610 --> 00:07:26,310 !Oops- 194 00:07:26,310 --> 00:07:28,000 .Gotta start again 195 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:29,290 !Ow- 196 00:07:29,290 --> 00:07:30,160 .Oops- 197 00:07:30,160 --> 00:07:31,180 [SCREAMING] 198 00:07:31,180 --> 00:07:33,500 .You butterfingered pink thing- 199 00:07:33,500 --> 00:07:35,380 ?What's in that box anyhow 200 00:07:35,380 --> 00:07:36,380 .My wallets- 201 00:07:36,380 --> 00:07:37,650 [SCREAMING] 202 00:07:37,650 --> 00:07:38,350 !No- 203 00:07:38,350 --> 00:07:42,660 !SpongeBob, tickle him 204 00:07:42,660 --> 00:07:43,360 [LAUGHING] 205 00:07:43,360 --> 00:07:44,560 [GROANING] 206 00:07:44,560 --> 00:07:45,260 [INAUDIBLE] 207 00:07:50,200 --> 00:07:54,340 All right, goodness- .lesson number three 208 00:07:54,340 --> 00:07:55,830 .Let's see 209 00:07:55,830 --> 00:07:56,950 .I've got one- 210 00:07:56,950 --> 00:07:59,790 I'm thinking of a number .between one and 100 211 00:07:59,790 --> 00:08:01,190 ?What is it 212 00:08:01,190 --> 00:08:03,200 ?Um, 62- 213 00:08:03,200 --> 00:08:04,260 .Wrong- 214 00:08:04,260 --> 00:08:05,200 [LAUGHING] 215 00:08:05,950 --> 00:08:06,650 !Stop- 216 00:08:06,650 --> 00:08:07,620 !Stop 217 00:08:07,620 --> 00:08:10,420 Hey, Patrick, that's got- .nothing to do with being good 218 00:08:10,420 --> 00:08:11,900 .Let go of it, SpongeBob- 219 00:08:11,900 --> 00:08:14,080 Pat, we've got to use- .it only when he's bad 220 00:08:14,080 --> 00:08:15,050 !Let go- 221 00:08:15,050 --> 00:08:16,050 !No, you let go- 222 00:08:16,050 --> 00:08:18,710 !Let go 223 00:08:18,710 --> 00:08:20,160 [LAUGHING] 224 00:08:20,160 --> 00:08:20,980 .Frequency rising- 225 00:08:20,980 --> 00:08:23,740 .Be-- belt out of control 226 00:08:23,740 --> 00:08:29,280 .LAUGHTER] Tickling my DNA] 227 00:08:29,280 --> 00:08:32,200 !Make it stop 228 00:08:32,200 --> 00:08:34,400 !Please 229 00:08:34,400 --> 00:08:35,560 ?Did you hear that, Patrick- 230 00:08:35,560 --> 00:08:37,380 .He said the P word- 231 00:08:37,380 --> 00:08:38,160 ?Peanuts- 232 00:08:38,160 --> 00:08:39,270 .No- 233 00:08:39,270 --> 00:08:40,040 .Please 234 00:08:40,040 --> 00:08:42,040 Well, that's good- .enough for me 235 00:08:42,040 --> 00:08:44,120 .I guess he's reconstituted 236 00:08:44,120 --> 00:08:45,240 .WHISPERING) Rehabilitated)- 237 00:08:45,240 --> 00:08:46,860 .Gesundheit- 238 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:48,750 .It's graduation day, Man Ray- 239 00:08:48,750 --> 00:08:50,150 .This is the key to your future 240 00:08:50,150 --> 00:08:51,560 [LAUGHING] 241 00:08:52,960 --> 00:08:54,370 [SIGHING] 242 00:08:55,310 --> 00:08:58,920 --Just look at him, Patrick- .the picture of goodness 243 00:08:58,920 --> 00:08:59,820 [LAUGHING EVILLY] 244 00:09:00,520 --> 00:09:02,690 Um, we're not supposed- .to touch that stuff 245 00:09:02,690 --> 00:09:04,040 .Ooh- 246 00:09:04,040 --> 00:09:05,660 We're not supposed- .to touch that either 247 00:09:05,660 --> 00:09:06,690 [LAUGHING EVILLY] 248 00:09:07,390 --> 00:09:09,930 We are really not supposed- .to touch those, sir 249 00:09:09,930 --> 00:09:10,830 [LAUGHING EVILLY] 250 00:09:10,830 --> 00:09:13,640 Good people have no use- !for weapons such as-- those 251 00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:14,760 [SCREAMING] 252 00:09:15,460 --> 00:09:16,830 [LAUGHING EVILLY] 253 00:09:17,610 --> 00:09:20,360 The only thing I'm- .good at is being evil 254 00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:22,860 !So long, suckers 255 00:09:22,860 --> 00:09:25,020 ?What's that smell, SpongeBob- 256 00:09:25,020 --> 00:09:27,710 That, Patrick, is- .the smell of defeat 257 00:09:27,710 --> 00:09:28,410 .Good- 258 00:09:28,410 --> 00:09:30,210 I thought it was my skin 259 00:09:30,210 --> 00:09:32,390 Forget about your- .skin, Patrick 260 00:09:32,390 --> 00:09:35,930 Man Ray is still bad, and .someone has to stop him 261 00:09:35,930 --> 00:09:38,180 --This is a job for Mermaid Man 262 00:09:38,180 --> 00:09:39,440 .And Barnacle Boy- 263 00:09:44,480 --> 00:09:48,540 .To the invisible boat mobile- 264 00:09:48,540 --> 00:09:49,950 !Ignition on- 265 00:09:49,950 --> 00:09:50,840 !Wait- 266 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:52,630 .I don't have a licence 267 00:09:52,630 --> 00:09:55,270 Well, this is an- ?invisible boat, right 268 00:09:55,270 --> 00:09:58,750 So you need an .invisible licence 269 00:09:58,750 --> 00:10:01,230 You're the best sidekick- .ever, Barnacle Boy 270 00:10:01,230 --> 00:10:02,630 [LAUGHING] 271 00:10:04,030 --> 00:10:05,200 [CRASHING] 272 00:10:05,900 --> 00:10:08,770 Thank goodness for- .invisible seat belts 273 00:10:08,770 --> 00:10:10,940 .Out of my way, fools- 274 00:10:10,940 --> 00:10:13,370 You no longer have .control of me 275 00:10:13,370 --> 00:10:17,560 And now this town .belongs to Man Ray 276 00:10:17,560 --> 00:10:20,000 !Not so fast, arch villain- 277 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,810 We still have the .orb of confusion 278 00:10:21,810 --> 00:10:23,300 !Take this 279 00:10:23,300 --> 00:10:24,090 .Duh 280 00:10:24,090 --> 00:10:24,790 .Doy 281 00:10:24,790 --> 00:10:25,490 .Duhh 282 00:10:25,490 --> 00:10:29,150 .Well, that was easy- 283 00:10:29,150 --> 00:10:30,620 [LAUGHING EVILLY] 284 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:34,060 !All right, people- 285 00:10:34,060 --> 00:10:36,900 Everybody stand .right where you are 286 00:10:36,900 --> 00:10:38,280 [GASPING] 287 00:10:38,280 --> 00:10:39,870 --I want you to, uh- 288 00:10:39,870 --> 00:10:40,960 [GIGGLING] 289 00:10:45,330 --> 00:10:46,670 [GIGGLING] 290 00:10:47,610 --> 00:10:48,310 !No- 291 00:10:48,310 --> 00:10:49,010 !No 292 00:10:49,010 --> 00:10:53,560 Stop giggling, or I'll [have to-- [GIGGLING 293 00:10:53,560 --> 00:10:55,060 [GIGGLING] 294 00:10:56,060 --> 00:11:00,060 !Stop laughing, you fools- 295 00:11:00,060 --> 00:11:01,020 ?What can I do for you, sir- 296 00:11:01,020 --> 00:11:01,720 ?Huh- 297 00:11:01,720 --> 00:11:03,670 .I'll tell you what you can do 298 00:11:03,670 --> 00:11:05,150 --Give me all of your, uh 299 00:11:05,150 --> 00:11:06,040 [GIGGLING] 300 00:11:06,740 --> 00:11:11,460 Gi-- give me-- give me all of- --your-- [GIGGLING] G-- give me 301 00:11:11,460 --> 00:11:21,310 ,GIGGLING] Ah, the belt is gone] .but I still feel its tickle 302 00:11:21,310 --> 00:11:23,880 .The urge do bad is gone 303 00:11:23,880 --> 00:11:27,500 SIGHING] I guess I'll just] .open a checking account 304 00:11:27,500 --> 00:11:28,200 [INAUDIBLE] 305 00:11:34,660 --> 00:11:35,360 [GASPING] 306 00:11:35,360 --> 00:11:36,890 !Man Ray- 307 00:11:36,890 --> 00:11:39,860 No need to be- .alarmed, SpongeBob 308 00:11:39,860 --> 00:11:42,960 Your teachings have .transformed me 309 00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:48,790 Besides, I have checks with .little poodles on them 310 00:11:48,790 --> 00:11:50,960 .I won't be needing this anymore 311 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:52,990 .Farewell, fellow do-gooder 312 00:11:52,990 --> 00:11:54,940 !Bye, Man Ray- 313 00:11:54,940 --> 00:11:55,640 !Wow 314 00:11:55,640 --> 00:11:59,420 We did it, just like the real .Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy 315 00:11:59,420 --> 00:12:00,910 !We saved the day 316 00:12:00,910 --> 00:12:02,750 ?Isn't it incredible, Patrick 317 00:12:02,750 --> 00:12:03,450 ?Patrick 318 00:12:03,450 --> 00:12:06,220 .Uhhhhhhh- 319 00:12:06,220 --> 00:12:08,870 Patrick, you know that- ?thing's turned off, right 320 00:12:08,870 --> 00:12:09,720 ?Patrick 321 00:12:09,720 --> 00:12:10,580 ?Yoo-hoo 322 00:12:10,580 --> 00:12:12,270 !Patrick 323 00:12:12,270 --> 00:12:14,240 [MUSIC PLAYING] 324 00:12:22,150 --> 00:12:23,630 [APPLAUSE] 325 00:12:25,110 --> 00:12:27,090 ,MR. KRABS: OK .everybody settle down 326 00:12:27,090 --> 00:12:30,050 .Welcome to the Komedy Krab 327 00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:31,530 [LAUGHING] 328 00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:34,040 [LAUGHING] 329 00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:37,380 Now please give a warm- ,welcome to our first comic 330 00:12:37,380 --> 00:12:41,320 the indiscernible .Doogie Williams 331 00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:42,560 .Good evening, folks- 332 00:12:42,560 --> 00:12:45,090 ,I'm gonna skip the jokes and get right to the part 333 00:12:45,090 --> 00:12:48,910 .where I throw pies at you 334 00:12:48,910 --> 00:12:50,350 [LAUGHING] 335 00:12:50,350 --> 00:12:51,800 [LAUGHING] 336 00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:53,750 I hope I do as- .good as that guy 337 00:12:53,750 --> 00:12:56,700 Man, those people- .will laugh at anything 338 00:12:56,700 --> 00:12:57,650 .Hey, don't sweat it, kid 339 00:12:57,650 --> 00:12:59,310 .I got 'em all warmed up for you 340 00:12:59,310 --> 00:13:00,010 [LAUGHING] 341 00:13:00,010 --> 00:13:01,500 MR. KRABS: Put your fins together 342 00:13:01,500 --> 00:13:03,490 .for SpongeBob SquarePants 343 00:13:03,490 --> 00:13:05,470 .SANDY: Go get 'em, SpongeBob 344 00:13:05,470 --> 00:13:07,810 !Woo-hoo- 345 00:13:07,810 --> 00:13:11,100 ,Hey, hey, hey- .ladies and jelly fish 346 00:13:11,100 --> 00:13:13,760 Have you ever ?noticed salt shakers 347 00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:17,420 I mean, ya fill 'em up ,every night at closing 348 00:13:17,420 --> 00:13:20,120 and, I mean, where ?does it all go 349 00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:20,820 ?Huh 350 00:13:20,820 --> 00:13:21,960 ?You know what I mean 351 00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:22,810 [CRICKET NOISES] 352 00:13:29,330 --> 00:13:33,750 And tomatoes, what's- ?the deal on those things 353 00:13:33,750 --> 00:13:38,950 ,LAUGHING NERVOUSLY] I mean] ,ya chop 'em up into slices 354 00:13:38,950 --> 00:13:47,030 ,but what are they ?vegetables or fruit 355 00:13:47,030 --> 00:13:49,520 ?And what does that make ketchup 356 00:13:49,520 --> 00:13:51,250 !Oh, brother- 357 00:13:51,250 --> 00:13:53,040 !This guy stinks 358 00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:54,590 !Hey, hey, funny guy- 359 00:13:54,590 --> 00:13:56,240 .I got a joke for you 360 00:13:56,240 --> 00:14:00,200 What smells rotten and ?puts people to sleep 361 00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:02,140 ?Um, noxious gas- 362 00:14:02,140 --> 00:14:04,550 !No, your act- 363 00:14:04,550 --> 00:14:05,550 [LAUGHING] 364 00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:12,870 Did you ever- --notice how-- forks 365 00:14:12,870 --> 00:14:13,570 ?AUDIENCE: Forks 366 00:14:13,570 --> 00:14:14,470 .Come on 367 00:14:14,470 --> 00:14:15,830 [BOOING] 368 00:14:16,730 --> 00:14:18,050 :(SPONGEBOB (VOICEOVER ,SpongeBob 369 00:14:18,050 --> 00:14:19,920 .make a witty observation 370 00:14:19,920 --> 00:14:23,650 [BOOING] 371 00:14:23,650 --> 00:14:26,040 !AUDIENCE: Get outta here 372 00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:30,070 Did you ever notice how- ?big squirrels' teeth are 373 00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:31,530 [LAUGHING] 374 00:14:31,530 --> 00:14:32,510 .That's true- 375 00:14:32,510 --> 00:14:33,490 ?Huh- 376 00:14:33,490 --> 00:14:36,770 I mean, hey, you could land- .a plane on those things 377 00:14:36,770 --> 00:14:37,850 [LAUGHING] 378 00:14:38,550 --> 00:14:41,860 And what's up with- ?that squirrel fur 379 00:14:41,860 --> 00:14:44,210 I guess fleas need ?a home too, huh 380 00:14:44,210 --> 00:14:45,600 [LAUGHING] 381 00:14:47,450 --> 00:14:48,260 !Squirrel fur- 382 00:14:48,260 --> 00:14:50,170 .And they smell- 383 00:14:50,170 --> 00:14:52,800 But, hey, you'd stink too if you spent 384 00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:54,670 .three months buried in dirt 385 00:14:54,670 --> 00:14:56,090 [LAUGHING] 386 00:14:59,880 --> 00:15:01,350 Hey, why does it- take more than one 387 00:15:01,350 --> 00:15:03,560 ?squirrel to change a light bulb 388 00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:04,950 ?Why- 389 00:15:04,950 --> 00:15:07,300 .Because they're so darn stupid- 390 00:15:07,300 --> 00:15:08,770 [LAUGHING] 391 00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:15,630 ?That's a good one, eh, Sandy- 392 00:15:15,630 --> 00:15:16,610 .Uh, yeah- 393 00:15:16,610 --> 00:15:17,870 [LAUGHING] 394 00:15:18,570 --> 00:15:20,870 .That was fantastic, boy- 395 00:15:20,870 --> 00:15:22,190 .You really knocked them out 396 00:15:22,190 --> 00:15:24,330 I think I'll do this joke night again 397 00:15:24,330 --> 00:15:26,740 .with you as the headliner 398 00:15:26,740 --> 00:15:31,140 I never thought I could be a- .headliner-- whatever that is 399 00:15:31,140 --> 00:15:33,760 The headliner's the one who- .cleans up after the show 400 00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:35,960 Well, at least I don't- .have to clean up my act 401 00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:37,270 [LAUGHING] 402 00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:39,210 Stick with the- .squirrels jokes, boy 403 00:15:39,210 --> 00:15:40,100 !Now get busy 404 00:15:40,100 --> 00:15:43,970 ,Hm, mops, mops, mops- ?what's up with those things 405 00:15:43,970 --> 00:15:44,980 ?I mean, really 406 00:15:44,980 --> 00:15:46,140 !Oh, hey, Sandy 407 00:15:46,140 --> 00:15:47,740 .Howdy, SpongeBob- 408 00:15:47,740 --> 00:15:48,810 ?Did you like the show- 409 00:15:48,810 --> 00:15:52,830 .Well, actually, SpongeBob, no- 410 00:15:52,830 --> 00:15:55,100 ,Those jokes are hurtful .and you know it 411 00:15:55,100 --> 00:15:57,500 ,Come on, Sandy- .I was just joking 412 00:15:57,500 --> 00:15:59,250 I mean, everybody knows you're the smartest 413 00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:00,730 .one in Bikini Bottom 414 00:16:00,730 --> 00:16:02,530 .Well, I can't argue with that- 415 00:16:02,530 --> 00:16:05,260 We all got to laugh at- .ourselves once in awhile 416 00:16:05,260 --> 00:16:07,160 .I do it all the time 417 00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:08,250 [LAUGHING] 418 00:16:13,680 --> 00:16:15,190 .You're right, SpongeBob- 419 00:16:15,190 --> 00:16:17,040 I was being a little .too sensitive 420 00:16:17,040 --> 00:16:17,870 .No hard feelings 421 00:16:20,590 --> 00:16:22,200 .OK, deodorant 422 00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:23,060 .Huh 423 00:16:23,060 --> 00:16:23,940 .Let's see 424 00:16:23,940 --> 00:16:26,760 ?Roll on or stick 425 00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:28,490 .I think she should buy both- 426 00:16:28,490 --> 00:16:29,520 [LAUGHING] 427 00:16:29,950 --> 00:16:30,650 ?Huh- 428 00:16:30,650 --> 00:16:32,260 !Hey, look, guys- 429 00:16:32,260 --> 00:16:34,360 .It's the stupid squirrel 430 00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:38,490 I know, let's try and- .communicate with it 431 00:16:38,490 --> 00:16:40,690 .ALL: Duhhhhh 432 00:16:40,690 --> 00:16:42,130 [LAUGHING] 433 00:16:43,350 --> 00:16:44,050 .Huh- 434 00:16:46,930 --> 00:16:48,260 .Hello, little critter- 435 00:16:48,260 --> 00:16:50,220 ?What's your name 436 00:16:50,220 --> 00:16:52,160 Don't stand too close- .a squirrel, Billy 437 00:16:52,160 --> 00:16:53,640 .You'll catch its stupid 438 00:16:53,640 --> 00:16:54,980 .OK, mum- 439 00:16:54,980 --> 00:16:59,660 Stupidity isn't a virus, but- .it sure is spreading like one 440 00:16:59,660 --> 00:17:00,620 !AUDIENCE: SpongeBob 441 00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:01,590 !SpongeBob 442 00:17:01,590 --> 00:17:02,550 !SpongeBob 443 00:17:02,550 --> 00:17:03,510 !SpongeBob 444 00:17:03,510 --> 00:17:06,440 !La la la la la la la la- 445 00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:07,650 ,Squirrelly ,squirrelly, squirrelly 446 00:17:07,650 --> 00:17:09,440 .squirrelly, squirrel 447 00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:12,090 .Because they're stupid 448 00:17:12,090 --> 00:17:14,100 .Because they're stupid 449 00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:15,420 ?Hey, uh, SpongeBob- 450 00:17:15,420 --> 00:17:16,690 .Oh, hi, Sandy- 451 00:17:16,690 --> 00:17:19,740 Um, I need to talk to you- .about them squirrel jokes 452 00:17:19,740 --> 00:17:21,940 We already talked- ?about that, remember 453 00:17:21,940 --> 00:17:23,310 [LAUGHING] 454 00:17:26,520 --> 00:17:28,220 .SpongeBob, this is serious- 455 00:17:28,220 --> 00:17:29,760 Since you've been ,telling them jokes 456 00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:31,630 people have been .treating me different 457 00:17:31,630 --> 00:17:34,090 .SpongeBob, five minutes- 458 00:17:34,090 --> 00:17:37,470 .TALKING SLOWLY) Hello, Sandy) 459 00:17:37,470 --> 00:17:39,300 .Me Patrick 460 00:17:39,300 --> 00:17:41,060 ?Do you understand 461 00:17:46,990 --> 00:17:48,110 .Squirrels 462 00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:49,380 ?Ya see- 463 00:17:49,380 --> 00:17:50,750 .That's what I'm talking about 464 00:17:50,750 --> 00:17:51,920 INAUDIBLE] that's]-- .just Patrick 465 00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:53,440 .He's just foolin' around 466 00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:56,010 I'm just asking you as a- friend, please layoff them 467 00:17:56,010 --> 00:17:57,530 ?squirrel jokes, OK 468 00:17:57,530 --> 00:17:59,890 Tell some of them .other jokes you got 469 00:17:59,890 --> 00:18:01,010 ?Other jokes- 470 00:18:04,700 --> 00:18:06,160 .I got a million of them 471 00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:07,310 .Thanks, SpongeBob- 472 00:18:07,310 --> 00:18:09,690 .I knew you'd understand 473 00:18:09,690 --> 00:18:10,680 !AUDIENCE: SpongeBob 474 00:18:10,680 --> 00:18:11,660 !SpongeBob 475 00:18:11,660 --> 00:18:12,650 !SpongeBob 476 00:18:12,650 --> 00:18:15,110 MR. KRABS: Put your fins !together for SpongeBob 477 00:18:15,110 --> 00:18:16,090 .SquarePants 478 00:18:16,090 --> 00:18:17,360 [CHEERING] 479 00:18:18,060 --> 00:18:19,530 !All right- 480 00:18:19,530 --> 00:18:23,100 .Um, hi- 481 00:18:23,100 --> 00:18:27,560 Did you hear about the ?goldfish who went bankrupt 482 00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:30,020 .Now he's a bronze fish 483 00:18:30,020 --> 00:18:30,820 ?What- 484 00:18:30,820 --> 00:18:32,200 ?What did he say- 485 00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:33,370 .I guess you head that one- 486 00:18:33,370 --> 00:18:34,670 .SANDY: I haven't heard it 487 00:18:34,670 --> 00:18:36,500 !Good one, SpongeBob 488 00:18:36,500 --> 00:18:37,200 .Thank you- 489 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:38,570 .You're too kind 490 00:18:38,570 --> 00:18:40,670 ?Hey, what about this water 491 00:18:40,670 --> 00:18:42,680 .I mean, this stuff's everywhere 492 00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:45,970 PATRICK: Tell the one about the .squirrel and the light bulbs 493 00:18:45,970 --> 00:18:47,720 [STUTTERING] 494 00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:50,190 ?Hey, what about this thing- 495 00:18:50,190 --> 00:18:50,890 ?Huh 496 00:18:50,890 --> 00:18:51,590 ?Huh 497 00:18:51,590 --> 00:18:52,980 !Get on with the squirrel jokes- 498 00:18:52,980 --> 00:18:54,500 !AUDIENCE: Squirrel jokes 499 00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:55,580 !Squirrel jokes 500 00:18:55,580 --> 00:18:56,980 !Squirrel jokes 501 00:18:56,980 --> 00:18:57,980 !Squirrel jokes 502 00:18:57,980 --> 00:18:58,970 !Squirrel jokes 503 00:18:58,970 --> 00:18:59,760 !Squirrel jokes 504 00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:00,460 --Squirrel 505 00:19:00,460 --> 00:19:01,660 :(SPONGEBOB (VOICEOVER ?What do I do 506 00:19:01,660 --> 00:19:02,950 ?What do I do 507 00:19:02,950 --> 00:19:05,560 SpongeBob, you've .got a choice to make 508 00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:07,790 ?Your friends, or your career 509 00:19:07,790 --> 00:19:08,770 !AUDIENCE: Squirrel jokes 510 00:19:08,770 --> 00:19:09,740 !Squirrel jokes 511 00:19:09,740 --> 00:19:11,210 !Squirrel jokes 512 00:19:11,210 --> 00:19:12,350 [GASPING] 513 00:19:18,420 --> 00:19:20,300 !Howdy, y'all- 514 00:19:20,300 --> 00:19:21,560 [CHEERING] 515 00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:25,940 How come it takes- more than one squirrel 516 00:19:25,940 --> 00:19:28,000 ?to screw in a light bulb 517 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:32,340 AUDIENCE: Because !they're so darn stupid 518 00:19:32,340 --> 00:19:33,270 [LAUGHING] 519 00:19:33,270 --> 00:19:35,580 !My people- 520 00:19:35,580 --> 00:19:37,590 ,But, seriously folks, I want to give 521 00:19:37,590 --> 00:19:39,670 a special thanks to .my friend, Sandy 522 00:19:39,670 --> 00:19:40,460 [LAUGHING] 523 00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:42,690 ?Sandy, don't you see- 524 00:19:42,690 --> 00:19:44,140 .The crowd loves these jokes 525 00:19:44,140 --> 00:19:45,450 ?Am I right 526 00:19:45,450 --> 00:19:46,910 [CHEERING] 527 00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:49,340 ?Don't you see, Sandy- 528 00:19:49,340 --> 00:19:52,260 We're laughing with .you, not at you 529 00:19:52,260 --> 00:19:53,990 ?Do you understand now, Sandy 530 00:19:53,990 --> 00:19:54,690 ?Huh 531 00:19:54,690 --> 00:19:55,680 ?Do you 532 00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:58,480 I understand exactly- .what's going on, SpongeBob 533 00:19:58,480 --> 00:19:59,270 .Great- 534 00:19:59,270 --> 00:20:01,790 I knew sooner or later .you'd understand 535 00:20:01,790 --> 00:20:02,830 .What a great sport 536 00:20:02,830 --> 00:20:05,250 .Let's give a big hand to Sandy 537 00:20:05,250 --> 00:20:09,180 ,But clap slow, because !remember, she's a squirrel 538 00:20:09,180 --> 00:20:10,060 [CHEERING] 539 00:20:10,540 --> 00:20:11,230 .Thank you- 540 00:20:11,230 --> 00:20:12,660 You've been a .wonderful audience 541 00:20:12,660 --> 00:20:15,040 !And, uh, good night 542 00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:16,530 .Dah 543 00:20:16,530 --> 00:20:19,370 Another spectacular .performance, SpongeBob 544 00:20:19,370 --> 00:20:20,440 ?Ooh, what's this 545 00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:21,960 ?A fan letter 546 00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:23,460 SANDY (VOICEOVER): You .were right, SpongeBob 547 00:20:23,460 --> 00:20:24,550 .Those jokes are funny 548 00:20:24,550 --> 00:20:27,460 Come on over to the .Treedome and celebrate 549 00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:28,430 .Sandy 550 00:20:28,430 --> 00:20:29,720 .You did it, SpongeBob- 551 00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:32,130 You get to keep your .career and your friends 552 00:20:35,450 --> 00:20:36,820 [KNOCKING] 553 00:20:38,650 --> 00:20:42,650 I'm glad that Sandy can finally- .see the genius in my comedy 554 00:20:42,650 --> 00:20:43,940 .Good morning, Sandy 555 00:20:47,990 --> 00:20:48,880 !Well, howdy- 556 00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:53,540 Sandy, are you- ?feeling all right 557 00:20:53,540 --> 00:20:57,750 I'm just being my au- .naturel squirrelly self 558 00:21:00,890 --> 00:21:01,850 .Duh- 559 00:21:01,850 --> 00:21:04,310 !Well, come on in- 560 00:21:04,310 --> 00:21:08,340 Y'all must be tired from telling .them funny jokes all the time 561 00:21:08,340 --> 00:21:09,890 ?Why don't you take a load off 562 00:21:13,210 --> 00:21:15,210 Sandy, I think something's- .wrong with this seat 563 00:21:15,210 --> 00:21:16,540 !No- 564 00:21:16,540 --> 00:21:19,970 I just done put glue on it .so you wouldn't fall off 565 00:21:19,970 --> 00:21:23,230 GASPING] Are them] ?flowers for me 566 00:21:23,230 --> 00:21:26,440 .You even done got me a vase 567 00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:27,940 --But Sandy that-- that's not a- 568 00:21:27,940 --> 00:21:29,830 ?Ain't that purdy- 569 00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:31,290 --Sandy, I need wa- 570 00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:32,850 .Oh, that's right- 571 00:21:32,850 --> 00:21:35,440 .You's a sea critter 572 00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:38,360 Now what was that thing ?sea critters need 573 00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:40,970 .Uh, um, let's see 574 00:21:40,970 --> 00:21:43,240 --Sea critters need, uh 575 00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:44,110 --Wa- 576 00:21:44,110 --> 00:21:45,990 .SANDY: Oh, wait, don't tell me 577 00:21:45,990 --> 00:21:47,240 .I know this one 578 00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:47,940 --Wa- 579 00:21:47,940 --> 00:21:49,750 .A wallet- 580 00:21:49,750 --> 00:21:51,050 .A watch 581 00:21:51,050 --> 00:21:51,930 .Waffles 582 00:21:51,930 --> 00:21:53,700 !Sandy- 583 00:21:53,700 --> 00:21:55,020 !Water 584 00:21:55,020 --> 00:21:56,890 Well, why didn't- ?you just say so 585 00:21:56,890 --> 00:21:58,170 .Here you go 586 00:21:58,170 --> 00:22:00,340 Yup, us squirrels .sure is stupid 587 00:22:03,700 --> 00:22:05,620 !Sandy- 588 00:22:05,620 --> 00:22:06,580 .Dumb, dumb, dumb- 589 00:22:06,580 --> 00:22:07,940 .Squirrels is dumb 590 00:22:07,940 --> 00:22:08,900 !SPONGEBOB: Sandy 591 00:22:08,900 --> 00:22:12,190 .OK, Sandy, I get it 592 00:22:12,190 --> 00:22:12,890 ?What's that- 593 00:22:12,890 --> 00:22:14,240 ?You want more 594 00:22:14,240 --> 00:22:18,810 Okie dokie, more water .for the sea critter 595 00:22:18,810 --> 00:22:20,700 !OK, Sandy- 596 00:22:20,700 --> 00:22:21,640 !OK 597 00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:22,580 !I get it 598 00:22:25,430 --> 00:22:27,220 .No more squirrel jokes 599 00:22:27,220 --> 00:22:28,210 !AUDIENCE: SpongeBob 600 00:22:28,210 --> 00:22:29,200 !SpongeBob 601 00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:30,180 !SpongeBob 602 00:22:30,180 --> 00:22:31,170 !SpongeBob 603 00:22:31,170 --> 00:22:31,960 !SpongeBob 604 00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:32,650 .Thank you- 605 00:22:32,650 --> 00:22:33,640 .Thank you very much 606 00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:37,780 ,Well, on my way over here .I ran into a squirrel 607 00:22:37,780 --> 00:22:39,530 ,And I said, hey why don't you go 608 00:22:39,530 --> 00:22:41,060 get a couple of your squirrel friends 609 00:22:41,060 --> 00:22:42,540 and we'll go change .a light bulb 610 00:22:42,540 --> 00:22:44,020 [CHEERING] 611 00:22:45,500 --> 00:22:46,450 .But seriously, folks- 612 00:22:46,450 --> 00:22:49,730 The only thing dumber than .a squirrel is a sponge 613 00:22:49,730 --> 00:22:50,960 [WHISPERING] 614 00:22:52,250 --> 00:22:56,210 I mean, we're so dumb, we- .don't even have a vertebrae 615 00:22:56,210 --> 00:22:58,840 !LAUGHING] Look at me] 616 00:22:58,840 --> 00:22:59,930 .I got no bones 617 00:22:59,930 --> 00:23:01,360 [LAUGHING] 618 00:23:01,360 --> 00:23:02,320 .That's true- 619 00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:03,540 [LAUGHING] 620 00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:06,210 .Crabs, oh, brother- 621 00:23:06,210 --> 00:23:09,790 They're so cheap, they .can't even pay attention 622 00:23:09,790 --> 00:23:10,880 [LAUGHING] 623 00:23:11,580 --> 00:23:12,920 .It's true- 624 00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:14,290 .I am cheap 625 00:23:14,290 --> 00:23:16,350 Now let me tell you- .about those fish 626 00:23:16,350 --> 00:23:18,110 .Boy, are they smelly 627 00:23:18,110 --> 00:23:19,540 !Woo-hoo 628 00:23:19,540 --> 00:23:21,310 How could a creature who spends so much 629 00:23:21,310 --> 00:23:24,390 ?time in the water smell so bad 630 00:23:24,390 --> 00:23:25,570 .I mean, really 631 00:23:25,570 --> 00:23:26,270 .Soap 632 00:23:26,270 --> 00:23:26,730 .Soap 633 00:23:26,730 --> 00:23:27,650 ?What is soap 634 00:23:27,650 --> 00:23:29,070 [LAUGHING] 635 00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:38,200 SPONGEBOB: And don't even .get me started on starfish 636 00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:42,360 [MUSIC PLAYING]